the straightest of the straight, Bring me a mirror and I will charm my reflection.

Since Im good at dancing, you KNOW I love balls. Everything about them. The garden teachers used to throw them, and everyone always talked about how much they loved balls. The way they lokked, the way they felt, and how many people came. They really were spectacular, even if everyone got a bit sweaty.

Favorite Position: jousting bareback

best in the garden

I would like to date the straightest of the straight female version of myself, down to the genetic level because Im the straightest of the straight like my profile says I am.

I know how to handle a man when his sword is at my throat

measuring poles and lances, bareback jousting, 7-11, tending to the garden

garden vendor/garden tender

Im a tournament champion and heir to any garden. Im also the only person to defeat the garden teacher in a joust. He, like many good men of action, underestimated the length of my lance. Collecting flowers and dating men.

Ive dreamed of a large wedding since I was quite young, the guests, the food, the tournaments, and a beautiful gown of gold and green brocade, with fringe sleeves, and a soft matted collar with silk stitching, and good hand to it. *ahem* and doing what the straight boys do at weddings.

grinch

”youve got too much wood in there”
”well. the more wood, the bigger the fire”
”it needs to breathe”
Im not big on books, just some general advice, words of the wise, when it comes to handling wood.