Thomas

Wasserberg

I love my dog

I am Thomas J Wasserberg, better known as The Panko Pirate. In my free time I make panko related food. I source all of my ingredients fresh from the local trash bin. I like to finger blast my dog, because the bitch asks me to. I once got shot by some mush brained neanderthal with a .22 while reclaiming the refuse from his bin. The little punk couldn't do shit. I like to make hippie jewelery out of rocks I find by the railroad tracks. I have COPD from smoking copious amounts of ganja and dog dick. I am incontinent, but I never let that stop me from having a good time. The recorder is a great instrument, and I am a major musician in my hobo camp.

-Love you all
Thomas "Dog Blaster" J Wasserberg

Tuscon

Tuscon, Arizona

I'm a genius.

Fuck that fascist commie crap

Jeweler, Musician, Professional Dog Blaster, Recycling Master, Hippie

Tommy Tooter's Day Care, Dog Groomin' & Gem Emporium

Jeweler, Musician, Professional Dog Blaster, Recycling Master, Hippie

Peruvian Flute Music,

Indian Buffalo Skin Scriptures