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I LIKE CUTTING THE CHEESE
Member Since
07-24-2016
Male
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First Name
Michael
Last Name
Barrymore
Relationship Status
Star Trek’s Seven Of Nine (In my head of course)
About Me
EATING MY MOM’S VAGINA CHEESE (Because that’s as close as I’ll ever get to a girl) I also love being terribly English. In other words, creepy and effeminate.
That’s it...what more do you want to know? I’m as boring as fuck, there is nothing else.
Country
United Kingdom
Postal Code
Waco, Texas
Hometown
HOGWARTS (All in capitals because I’m so insecure about where I am from)
Education
None worth mentioning, but I’ll try to seem smart by putting what I think is a humorous quote here in Icelandic. v v v Ég gef up.The hræsni eyðileggur mig
Schools
I’m too thick to have attended a real college, so I’ll put a fictional one here instead. v v v Miskatonic University
Occupation
God-Emperor of my own little made up fantasy world of Dungeons, Dragons and scantily clad busty Elvish women.
Companies
Insert another sci-fi pop culture reference here, to look really spastic and geeky.
Hobbies
Folding up my blow up doll to take with me for company as I wait in line overnight for Star Trek convention tickets.
Favorite Movies & Shows
Good stuff.
That’s all I have to say because my favourites are all way too dorky and super spastic to admit to watching.
Favorite Music
The theme tunes to Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers and Star Trek.....what else!
Favorite Books
Comics :)
I don’t read books. I’m a geek not an intellectual for heavens sake.
EATING MY MOM’S VAGINA CHEESE (Because that’s as close as I’ll ever get to a girl) I also love being terribly English. In other words, creepy and effeminate.
That’s it...what more do you want to know? I’m as boring as fuck, there is nothing else.
Country
United Kingdom
Postal Code
Waco, Texas
Hometown
HOGWARTS (All in capitals because I’m so insecure about where I am from)
Education
None worth mentioning, but I’ll try to seem smart by putting what I think is a humorous quote here in Icelandic. v v v Ég gef up.The hræsni eyðileggur mig
Schools
I’m too thick to have attended a real college, so I’ll put a fictional one here instead. v v v Miskatonic University
Occupation
God-Emperor of my own little made up fantasy world of Dungeons, Dragons and scantily clad busty Elvish women.
Companies
Insert another sci-fi pop culture reference here, to look really spastic and geeky.
Hobbies
Folding up my blow up doll to take with me for company as I wait in line overnight for Star Trek convention tickets.
Favorite Movies & Shows
Good stuff.
That’s all I have to say because my favourites are all way too dorky and super spastic to admit to watching.
Favorite Music
The theme tunes to Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers and Star Trek.....what else!
Favorite Books
Comics :)
I don’t read books. I’m a geek not an intellectual for heavens sake.
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