DJ TK's School Of Hard Rocks \m/
Once I struggled with my inner demons, now we are on the same side.
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THE LORD MAY HAVE OFFERED US ETERNAL SALVATION BUT THE DEVIL GAVE US SOMETHING MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.......THE DEVIL GAVE US ROCK N ROLL!
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I'm on here to make friends, the same way I'm on Pornhub to watch the plumber repair the sink.
I'm a real ALPHA male. That's right, I'm the whole package. I'll defend your honour in public, won't take shit from waiters, and I'll even get you pregnant, leave, and then come back to eat the child.
I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as a chicken, hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Mystery solved...the chicken came first.
Two reasons to date me.
(1) Because you're the good looking one.
(2) Please.
If you like a guy with lots of personality, then you're in luck. Last count I had 12.
90% of people are caused by accidents.
LIKES:
The ladies, Sci Fi, Hard rock, Survival Horror video games such as Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Alone in the Dark etc. Rachel Stevens, Comedians Jack Dee and Dylan Moran, Chicken Vindaloo, Ravioli, Japanese technology, Gothic architecture.
LOVES:
A good flame war, Silently farting in crowded elevators, Irish food (Its the freshest in the world, everyone else’s is shit, except for France and Italy), Columbian coffee, Gourmet Hot Dogs (not that filth you get from street vendors in New York City), Sex in the shower, HBO tv shows, Giving you my opinion whether you want it or not, Push up bras and Vanilla Coke (cant get it in Ireland anymore :( what the fuck is up with that?)
COMPANIES:
Ditcher, Quick & Hyde Divorce Lawyers.
Cum & Go Car Wash.
A Salt & Battery fish and chip shop.
Noh Pho King Way Chinese takeaway.
Vinyl Resting Place.
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SOME MURPHY’S LAWS
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Friendly fire - isn’t.
All bleeding stops... eventually.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Life is a hereditary condition which is ultimately fatal.
TV Shows:
Oz
Picket Fences
The X Files
House Of Cards
Metal Evolution
Deep Space Nine
The Outer Limits
Through The Wormhole With Morgan Freeman
Love/Hate
Movies:
The Game
Sphere
K-Pax
The Last Supper
The Life Of David Gale
The Shawshank Redemption
A Time To Kill
Mississippi Burning
Judgement At Nuremberg
Gentleman's Agreement
Inherit The Wind
Blazing Saddles
Short Circuit
District 9
Hellraiser
Paranormal Activity
Paranormal Activity 3
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
Poltergeist 2
About Me
SPECTACULAR VERNACULAR...yes that's me!
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
Mirrors don't lie. Lucky for YOU they don't laugh either.
Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
So, once upon a time I almost I almost gave a shit about someone not liking me. True story.
My epitaph will read "I'm sorry for your loss".
Jesus was Irish.
He was a carpenter.
He spent all his free time hanging around a dozen of his buddies.
He lived at home until he was in his thirties.
His last request was for a drink.
He disappeared for three days over a long weekend.
He thought his mother was a virgin.
Hid mother thought he was god.
It has not escaped my attention that about this time last year I invited 2019 to 'come at me' - and it did. Dear 2020: Hey, I don't want any trouble.
MY PRAYER
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, the courage to maintain my self control, and the wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go to jail!
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HELLBOUND AND.....
HELLBENT ON DESTRUCTION
I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT MY
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Country
Ireland
Favorite Music
Chopin, Rachmaninoff, Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, Mozart, Handel, Tchaikovsky, Schubert, Stravinsky, Shostakovich, Strauss, Wagner................can't stand any of em.
Favorite Books
Dan Brown's Origin, Robert Swindell's Room 13
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