Mary had a little lamb, she kept him in her yard.
Everytime her panties fell his wooly dick got hard.

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, eating his pizza pie.
He blew his friend Tony and shat pepperoni, and wiped it all over his tie.

Old mother hubberd went to the cupboard to fetch her dog a bone,
When she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

There once was an Indian maid, who said she was never afraid.
She lay on her back and opened her Crack and let the cow boy's attack.
A few months later she was in for a surprise her stomach began to rise, and out of her cunt came a little red runt with his ass between his eyes

There once was a plumber named Lee, he was plumbing a woman with glee.
"Oh no stop your plumbing, I think someone's cumin" The plumber still plumbing "IT'S ME!"

There once was a mathematician named Paul, who had hextronical ball,
The cube of its weight times his Pecker plus eight, is his phone number.......give him a call!