Mary had a little lamb, she kept him in her yard.
Everytime her panties fell his wooly dick got hard.
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, eating his pizza pie.
He blew his friend Tony and shat pepperoni, and wiped it all over his tie.
Old mother hubberd went to the cupboard to fetch her dog a bone,
When she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
There once was an Indian maid, who said she was never afraid.
She lay on her back and opened her Crack and let the cow boy's attack.
A few months later she was in for a surprise her stomach began to rise, and out of her cunt came a little red runt with his ass between his eyes
There once was a plumber named Lee, he was plumbing a woman with glee.
"Oh no stop your plumbing, I think someone's cumin" The plumber still plumbing "IT'S ME!"
There once was a mathematician named Paul, who had hextronical ball,
The cube of its weight times his Pecker plus eight, is his phone number.......give him a call!
Don't give a flying fuck. Will troll anyone or anything. No rules apply,anything is fair game. I DO NOT troll to a set of any conforming trolling practices I once trolled a spare tire for half a year. It went flat
So now I'm trolling you, we're going to have lots of fun....at your expense
Professor of trollism
The trolling for troll U
Pissing people and or you off
Eating shoe laces
Favorite Movies & Shows
One with the troll under the bridge
Rock on you damn troll you