Lana

Banana

I am married to Shane McCutcheon, and you are jealous with envy

Im just a little Canadian who practices gay witchcraft in my spare time. Also, im a professional bigfoot hunter.


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SAVE THE WHALES, HARPOON A HOMOPHOBE

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Toronto

Los Angeles

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

a Witch, the bad kind

Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

surfing, disney, zombies, in-n-out, stalking Tegan Quin

Dexter, The L Word, Game of Thrones, Friends, Darknet, The Killings, Web Therapy, 30 Rock, American Horror Story, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Will and Grace, Daria, The Daily Show, Conan, Real Time with Bill Maher, Archer, Wilfred, Girls, Orange Is the New Black, The Walking Dead, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, How I Met Your Mother, and basically everything Quentin Tarantino makes

Paramore, Tegan and Sara, Metric, Daft Punk, Leslie Feist, Grimes, Otep, No Doubt, Garbage, Cœur de Pirate, Beck, Marilyn Manson, 2pac, Nirvana, The Cure, Billy Idol, HIM, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bjӧrk, Madonna, Die Antwoord, N Sync, Sonic Youth, K.Flay, Lacuna coil, Paradise Lost, Jamie Foxx, Gym Class Heroes, Eminem, Godsmack, P!nk, Powerman 5000, The Killers, N.E.R.D, Sade, Missy Elliott, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against The Machine, Rob Zombie, Kid Cudi, Gorillaz, Metallica, System Of A Down, Uh Huh Her, Snoop Dogg, Disturbed, Judas Priest, Slayer, Joan Jett, Alice in Chains, Hole, Stone Temple Pilots

Harry Potter trilogy, Darkly Dreaming Dexter series, The Hunger Games trilogy, Cosmos, The Kiss That Counted, God Is Not Great, I Cant Think Straight, Alice in Wonderland, Pride and Prejudice, Goosebumps (emerged!), A Room of Ones Own, The Color Purple, and basically everything Clive Barker writes